Natalie Portman Ruins My Day
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Natalie Portman said in a recent article that she is done doing nude scenes in movies.
I guess because since she is so hot and has kept that pussy under lock and key for so
long that it won’t make any difference if she doesn’t show it off. But it does matter! I
am 26 years old and wanna see Natalie snatch before I die. I do not ask for much. This
is all I want. Anyway, this is the worst news I heard all week and it is Friday! Damn you
Natalie and your cute little face.
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Hanna Montana is Over! Selah!
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I think everyone in America who has a kid under the age of 10 knows about the
show Hannah Montana. It stars Miley Cyrus and is on The Disney Channel and
still makes mad ratings for the actress/singer. However, Disney is pulling the plug
and Miley will focus mainly on her budding music/acting career. I am so glad this
show is going in the dumpster because if I hear that Best of Both Worlds song again
I am gonna blow my brains out. Big props to Miley for finally growing up. I think
Hilary Duff ended her show on Disney when she was about the same age and look
at her now! She is shoving scorpions down her pants. I hope Miley follows in her
footsteps.
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Artie Lange stabbed himself 9 times!
[ The Blemish ]
Tiger Woods might be gay.
[ Fatback Media ]
Neil Patrick Harris is gay man of the decade.
[ Geno's World ]
The world needs more Daniela Freitas.
[ Guyism ]
PETA was everywhere in 2009.
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Jay Leno might be getting cancelled.
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Ellen DeGeneres Will Overshadow Simon Cowell
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The producers over at American Idol are freaking out that Simon Cowell, their cash
cow, might leave the show to be the big name judge on The X Factor which is an
American Idol rip off. Now they are saying to get their minds off Cowell, they will
focus mainly on Ellen DeGeneres. I think this is a good thing because Ellen is 1,000
times cooler than Simon. I still stand by my prediction that Simon will make Ellen
cry before they leave Hollywood. Anyway, tune in and see what happens.
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LiLo is still topless.
[ The Blemish ]
Kevin Jonas is finally going to have sex!!!
Just what Khloe Kardashian needs, more cupcakes.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Most horrific Christmas song ever.
[ City Rag ]
Carrie Underwood is off the market.
[ Daily Stab ]
Olivia Munn bikini pics.
[ Egotastic ]
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Tila Tequila is Pregnant!
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Tila Tequila is pretty good at whoring herself out for attention but this time she
has really done it. And by done it I mean she has totally fucked herself over
because she has rented out her whomb to be a surrogate mother to her brother’s
baby. She will get big and never get her killer body back. And even if she does get
her body back, her vagina will be ruined for all eternity. I would like to tell Tila just
how stupid this whole thing is but she has blocked me on Twitter which I am rather
proud of. Kinda sucks though cause she is a lot of fun to listen to. Anyway, cheers
Tila, have fun never having sex again.
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I want this guy’s job.
[ The Blemish ]
Jennifer Lopez is a cover girl again.
Lindsay Lohan is festive.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Top 10 celebrity nipple slips of 2009.
[ City Rag ]
Holly Madison is dating a douche bag.
[ Daily Stab ]
Eva Amurri is topless in Californication.
[ Egotastic ]
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Michael Lohan was arrested.
[ The Blemish ]
A 14th Tiger Woods mistress comes forward.
[ Fatback Media ]
John Mayer talks about all the tail he
pulls in.
[ Geno's World ]
Marissa Miller is backstage and sexy.
[ Guyism ]
Golden Globe nominations are in.
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Robert Downey Jr. acts/dresses like a
douche bag.
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Dexter is Popular
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Kourtney Kardashian gave birth.
[ The Blemish ]
Chris Brown is a whiney little bitch.
Jessica Alba wears funny slippers.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Never get a tattoo on your ass. They suck.
[ City Rag ]
Tara Reid does Playboy. NSFW pics coming
when they come.
[ Daily Stab ]
Olivia Munn bikini pics.
[ Egotastic ]
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Tiger Woods Gets Investigated by DFS
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Miranda Kerr is Off The Market
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It is being reported today that Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are engaged. Once
upon a time I said that Orlando Bloom is the #1 Hollywood actor that I would like to
punch in the face. It is not this way any longer. He is a lucky, LUCKY guy to be engaged
to Miranda Ker. I dream of the day when I get famous enough to marry a supermodel
but that day will never come so I am not holding my breath. The fact that someday Orlando
will buy a nice digital camcorder with night vision makes me sleep well at night. Because a
Miranda Kerr sex tape would seriously make my year. Do it. Orlando or you will go back
on my “punch in the face” list.
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Dexter Predictions
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10 more Tiger Woods mistresses came
forward just in the time for you to load
this post.
[ The Blemish ]
Lady GaGa dresses to impress.
We need to see more Sophie Turner.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
It’s a dog’s life.
[ City Rag ]
Tiger Woods SNL skit.
[ Daily Stab ]
Christina Hendricks busts out the cleavage.
[ Egotastic ]
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Carrie Underwood is in a Bikini
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I don’t know if these Carrie Underwood pics have anything to do with what
is going on in the relevant world, but in the meantime, I’ll enjoy em’. The day
that she decides to strip down and go skinny dipping at the local pool will be
a day to remember but I will settle for gratuitous bikini pics in the meantime.
Dexter Predictions
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How to lose a girlfriend like a rockstar
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The world of entertainers and that of the rest of the us are very different. Take the example of Robbie Williams. This is a man that in any other circumstance would be sure to be single.
Robbie Williams was in Australia and being interviewed by a local radio station about his latest album “Reality Killed The Video Star”. During the interview he was told that Sydney, Australia has a reputation for marriage proposals - which is the first I have heard of this reputation. Williams then did the following:
That, most would assume, was a marriage proposal. Not the most romantic or memorable way to do it, but still a proposal nonetheless. Except we are talking about entertainers. And spokesman for Williams denies he is now engaged. Too bad Robbie Williams mom wasn’t clued in. Reports are that Williams mom now states that the couple is very excited and planning a wedding soon.
So we have Williams people saying that it was a joke. You have Williams mom thinking it was real. Who knows what Ayda Field is thinking.
Were this regular people I would expect that Williams would come home to find the remains of his things that weren’t completely burned on the sidewalk - being the ultimate punchline for his very public joke. In fact if this were any of the women I know, upon hearing that the proposal was a joke, Williams would be seriously hurt and instantly single.
Maybe that’s what he was hoping for? To be single again. But if we don’t see Williams for a while, if he misses any interviews or public appearances, I would expect that Ayda Field had a very non-verbal conversation with him about the matter. If you love celebrity gossip I say keep an eye out on this couple.
Tyler Perry donates $1 million
As the Thanksgiving holiday fast approaches, it’s always nice to have a bit of positive news. This year Tyler Perry is the one giving some cheer.
Tyler Perry has given $1,000,000 to the NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People) in honor of the 100 year the organization has been working on civil rights and empowerment to African Americans. The donation is no small thing, and is an interesting gift.
Perry is the subject of no small debate within the Black community. Some find his movies and television shows to be a welcome source of information on African Americans in the media. Other find his work to be a caricature that is insulting and “bufoonery”. Perhaps the most true statement is that it is both in equal parts.
Either way, there is no question that Peryy has become a force in Hollywood. His efforts have provided some of the most consistent and profitable presentations of African Americans to date. There is no question that via his movies more African Americans are getting work and exposure than at almost any other time in entertainment history (when including the work of all other African Americans).
Perry has also been consistent in giving back to the community. The donation to the NAACP is not his first, nor likely his last. But it is the largest individual donation to the NAACP in it’s history.
Earlier this year Perry also helped the 65 kids of Creative Steps Day Camp. The kids had been kicked out of Valley Swim Club in Philadelphia under debatable racial motivation, and Perry took up their cause and sent the kids to Disney.
In September of last year Perry donated 2 weeks of food to 1,000 families via Hosea Feed the Hungry and the Homeless care center. At the time I noted how he was doing more for the public than Congress. Not that the major media cared.
So no matter what you think of the work of Tyler Perry, there is no question of his contributions. This is the essense of what the holiday spirit is I think. Not the shopping slaes sprees, but the giving. Perry may not get much major news media coverage for what he has done, but I have no problem commending his actions.
New Moon is Popular
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If you are like 90% of the country then you are sick and tired of hearing about
all the Twilight/ New Moon bullshit hype. It broke a box office record as the highest
grossing film of all time this weekend beating out The Dark Knight. Twilight is coming
to Showtime in January and then I might, if I feel like it, watch and see what all the
fuss is about. I already tried watching it once and I fell right to sleep. I just don’t give
a flying fuck about vampires. Call me crazy. I am sure New Moon will take in a smooth
billion dollars by the time it is out of the theatres. I just hope RPatz and KStew are
getting their cut. If I remember correctly I reviewed the trailer for the movie on here
a few months back and I just said it looked ho hum. Trailers are the key to a good movie
and if the trailer sucks then the movie does too. I know these things. First inpressions
are everything.
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Dexter Predictions
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Holy shit! This episode of Dexter was possibly the best episode of Dexter yet. It is
easily the best one of the season. What I liked most about this episode is when Dexter
shows his inner rage. He completely loses it on Trinity and almost kills him in his kitchen.
Also we find out that that sexy reporter Quinn is fucking (who you also see naked) is
the daughter of the Trinity Killer. Amazing episode where Angel confesses his love for
LaGuerta and Rita kisses their neighbor. I doubt Rita will go anywhere with the kiss
but Masuka saw the kiss and the news of it might make it’s way to Dexter eventually.
OK…so…predictions. I still say Dex will kill Trinity. They will reveal that the reporter
shot Deb and Angel and LaGuerta will eventually go public with their relationship.
This episode was a bombshell and I am betting the next episode will be even better.
Of course if Dex finds out that that reporter shot Deb he will have to kill her too. I
was thinking that either Deb or Rita would discover Dexter’s passion for killing but
I am thinking that will have to wait for next season. Pretty damn good writing/acting
so far though. Next week can not get here soon enough.
Music Video: Beyonce and Lady Gaga - do I need to say more?
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By now I’m sure many have seen the new music video by Beyonce that features the popular Lady GaGa. Of course I’m sure there are just as many that might not have seen it yet considering how few music videos get played on MTV these days. But this video is special and I think even reviewers have missed the joke in the video. Read on and tell me if you get it too.
The song is called Video Phone. It’s a very Lady Gaga song in that it is simplistic in the vocals and catchy at the same time. I’d also say that the major influence in the video comes from Lady Gaga and her people. It is a new direction for Beyonce, from what I saw. But like the song, the video works.
Of course, movie buffs (and others) like myself may find the video interesting for far more reasons than just the look and the eye catching colors. Then again there are more than a few that have issues with the video (though they missed the big thing - or were too embarrassed to mention it if they did get it).
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I see their points, (though Beyonce is just a normal Black woman that doesn’t conform to the Hollywood fetish with anorexics) but I saw a whole lot of other things. First though, here is the video. [Sorry for the ad at the bottom of the video, but this is the video with the least obtrusive ad I could find]
Ok, so now you have seen it. Did you catch all the apparent homages in the video? Did you figure it out?
There is the Quentin Tarantino Resevoir Dogs shot, with a bit of the Cray 8’s from Kill Bill. Then after a bit it gets all fetishy with the Zentai hoods and male bondage. It gets way more BDSM, in clothing, as I believe both ladies are in Rubber or Latex neon day-glow outfits with matching boots, and the Latex halter that Beyonce wears. Which makes sense if the thought is to show female dominance over the men in the video, and that explains all the guns plus the Tarrantino references.
But there is also a bit reference to Betty Page. Often seen on WWII bombers, it is also a reason for the guns, I suppose. By the way, the weapons are in dayglow colors to be PC and not promote guns - I think. It would make sense that the record label would want to avoid some liberal nutjob from making such an allegation and potentially losing anti-NRA viewers. And it prevents any connection of this video with the violence normally promoted in rap and occasionally hip hop. [Oh, the rifles are not AK-47's, they are AR15's also known as a M-16. Though I've never seen one with a silencer before. And Lady Gaga has a .45]
But what is the big secret? What does this video mean (at least visually)?
The director was thinking hard on this video. I mean he went all the way out there. The ghettofabulous Betty Page homage, the further reference to WWII with the Rising Sun flag based bikini and the gestapo styled hat - no idea why she is carrying a bow in those scenes though. But I suppose that explains the guy with all the arrows in him. Well that and the fetish of BDSM - inflicting pain but not killing the guy (he does move later in the video).
So here is what I think.
Actually I think the whole thing is just a big fetish video cleverly disguised, with obvious inspiration to Quentin Tarrantino (who seems to have a foot fetish himself), hidden in an innocuous song. Everyone is so busy watching Beyonce pop and somewhat exposed, plus trying to get a glimpse of any extras on Lady Gaga, that the rest of it just flies past everyone.
I like this video ever so much more now. It’s the biggest joke, that everyone will be watching this and yet NO ONE will likely figure out what it is that’s going on. I’m sure the director will be rolling on the floor with laughter as review after review misses the obvious yet praises the video; not realizing they are praising BDSM publicly. That’s just hillarious.
Ok, so if you agree, do me a favor and pass around the word that I figured out the video first. I can’t wait to hear the response once we spread this around the net.
The top (and worst) actors per dollar in 2009
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In Hollywood it is often said that
you are only as good as your last film.
While still somewhat true, there are those that are worth the money they make on each film and then there are those that are not. Generally, the quality of the actor often matches the box office bucks they generate.
But every year the best and worst actors per dollar they bring to the box office is figured out. Still Hollywood doesn’t always pay attention.
So here are the very worst actors that money can buy
Will Ferrell - he was great in Elf. Then he kept doing the same character in every subsequent film - most recently in the bomb Land of the Lost revisioning. At this point his films are just really long, and bad, Saturday Night live skits. Of course he keeps getting paid too well not to be stuck in the mud. He generated $3.29 for every dollar he made.
Ewan McGregor - was a decent Obi Wan. Too bad he hasn’t used the force to read any of the scripts of the films he has done since. He brought in $3.75 per dollar to him.
Billy Bob Thornton - been a while since that name was attached to something anyone saw. It’s also been a while since his movies brought in a profit. I guess the mojo of Angelina Jolie’s blood has worn off. $4 per dollar he made.
Eddie Murphy - was a superstar when he was young. Now, if you are under 15 you probably still think he is great. But his box office numbers look like somebody’s allowance. His $4.43 per dollar he earned almost pays for a DVD of Meet Dave.
Ice Cube - not really an actor, but getting there. He’s still earning his chops but it seems that his rap fans won’t stick around in theaters to watch the lessons. I can’t say I blame them. He made $4.77 in the box office for what he got paid.
Tom Cruise - yep, believe it or not he is overpaid. Thank goodness he has his own studio. Of course if he keeps making films like Lions for Lambs he will earn a permanent place on the overpaid list. But MI:4 might help him out. $7.18 per dolloar he got overpaid.
Drew Barrymore - there had to be at least one girl on the list. Yes she is pretty, and seems like a nice person. But none of that seems to matter when she is in a film like Lucky You. Too bad producing a film is not counted otherwise she might have brought in more than $7.43
Leonardo DiCaprio - overpaid and overhyped. You don’t have to agree but more do than don’t. The proof is in the $7.52 he brought to the box office versus what he got.
Samuel L. Jackson - it hurts me to have him on this list. Still my personal like of the actor and some of his work does not prevent Snakes on a Plane and Soul Man from happening. He made $8.59 in box office for every dollar paid to him. Not good.
And the final top 10 overpaid actor is Jim Carrey. He just made it to the list, but with good reason. Either his movies are huge hits, like The Grinch, or they are bombs like Number 23. Considering how much he gets paid per film I’m sure Hollywood execs were hoping for better than $8.62 at the box office.
Ok, now that you have suffered the pain and if you are still with me, here are the best actors per dolloar. But again, don’t assume quality with earnings.
Shai LeBeouf - proof that ability has little to do with anything. He was in all the right films and tops the list with $160 brought in for every dollar he earned. Expect this to go way down since there’s only so many Transformer movies that can be made - I pray.
James McAvoy - Not familiar with the name? Well he filled theaters when WANTED came out - or was that because of the scene with a bare backed Jolie? Either way he brought studios $114 for every dollar they brought him.
Michael Cera - not one of the leading male actors in looks, but he brings home the bacon at the box office. Even with films like Year One, he still pulled off $102 per dollar he got paid. But can he do it 2 years in a row?
Daniel Radcliffe - is still riding high off of Harry Potter. That franchise alone put him almost at the top with $93 in the box office for what he earned. Considering he’s almost all grown now, will he keep the young girls swooning in his roles after Hogwarts? Maybe.
Robert Downey Jr - Probably the best actor on the list. He is phenomenal when he is sober, and better than most when he isn’t. Possibly the only actor to be stuck in a proverbial can and still out earn most any film where you can see the acting. He brought in $78 at the box office for every dollar, and would have done better if he didn’t get roped into Tropic Thunder. Iron Man 2 and Sherlock Holmes can’t come out fast enough.
Javier Bardem - don’t know his name? Well like Cera you went to see him, over and over again. To the tune of making $73 at the box office for what he was paid. Maybe you’ll remember his name next time since he will likely get a lot more films.
Ryan Reynolds - I’m glad he made the list. He’s just a funny guy, that can do action at least as well as anyone on this list. And who didn’t want to see him in X-Men Origins: Wolverine after watching the movie trailer (too bad the film was a waste of time). Expect higher numbers than the $61 in the box office for his pay once Green Lantern and Deadpool hit screens in 20011-12.
Christian Bale - he terminated the competition as a Dark Knight. The franchises have been good to him and to the box office of Hollywood. $55 for his every dollar. And more sequels are coming.
Aaron Eckhart - he doesn’t make big bucks himself, but compared to what his movies bring in… Suffice to say that even with PC Hollywood he made smoking interesting again. $45 to the box office for ever dollar getting him on-screen.
Dennis Quaid is the old man of the list. He brought in $43 for every wrinkled dollar he earned. Lucky for him The Day After Tomorrow was not part of the calculations.
Well that’s the lists. Love it or hate it, there you are. I’m glad Forbes made the list because figuring it all out just takes too long.
Annie Lennox SING’s Woman of Peace
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For those that may not have been paying attention, AIDS has not been cured. Nor has the number of people getting HIV stopped. It’s not popular to talk about such things, but that may be part of why Annie Lennox has been doing just that.
Annie Lennox has been probably best known for her music career. She is a Scottish singer and acclaimed for her many albums and remarkable voice. It is that same voice that gathered 23 female singers to release their own versions of a song called SING. The proceeds of this went to help South Africans via the Treatment Action Campaign. So far SING has raised over $2,000,000.
In honor of her efforts, and her continuing work to fight AIDS and help women and children especially in South African, Annie Lennox has received the Woman of the Peace award for 2009. The award was presented to her at a summit of Nobel Peace laureates in Berlin (President Obama was not present).
I love to discuss and share the contributions made by entertainers and celebrities for people in need across the world. I share the concern of Lennox and others over the fight against AIDS and prevention of HIV. I just wish the rest of the media would do the same.
Tens of millions still contract AIDS and HIV every year. Even in the U.S. HIV and AIDS continues to be a threat. There is no cure. HIV/AIDS afflicts people of every walk of life. Rich and poor, Black, White, Latino, Asian, Christian, Muslim, Jewish, male and female - all alike. Anyone having unprotected sex is potentially capable of contracting HIV and AIDS.
I commend Anne Lennox on her devotion to saving lives and caring for the sick. I congratulate her on her well earned award.
I just wish that other, more political rockstars, one day earn the awards and praise they have received for doing absolutely nothing except smiling. And yes, that is a dig at President Obama.
Fergie Sucks At Making Sex Tapes
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