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Hayden Panettiere gets naked. Sort of.
[ The Blemish ]
Eva Longoria is having a bad hair day.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Legalize shrooms.
[ City Rag ]
LiLo is still gettin’ paid.
[ Fatback Media ]
Behind the scenes of Lady GaGa’s latest
photo shoot.
[ Geno's World ]
Russian singers are awesome.
[ on 205th ]
Britney Spears has a new music video
out.
[ Daily Stab ]
Who has the best and worst beach bodies.
[ popbytes ]
How to dance like a douche bag.
Chicks in bikinis.
[ Egotastic ]
Today’s word is “nervous”
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The Informant Trailer
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The Informant looks like a kick ass movie. I am not only happy that matt Damon has found some work but he is working with the director of Ocean’s 11,12 & 13. Basically this movie is about guy who works for a major corporation and he becomes an informant for another company or some shit. This looks like a comedy and I am thinking Matt Damon will be playing guy who is under average intelligence and is the butt of most of the jokes. It is rated R so don’t bring the little ones. Still not a release date on this one yet. But I will for sure be in the theatre when it comes out.
Hilary Duff is the new Gossip Girl
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I don’t really watch Gossip Girl but a lot of people who blog do. I know there are
hot chicks on the show and I post about them every once in a while. Now there is
another hot chick to write about who has just been cast onto the show. Hilary Duff.
I am sure Hilary is the hottest one out of all of them. I would prefer Hilary to keep
herself on the big screen because she will fail there and when hot chicks fail in big
screen movies, they take it all off. I still have a lot of hope for Hilary getting naked,
as she is young, but I don’t see her doing anything too racy for Gossip Girl. So if you
are into Gossip Girl and 90210 and The Hills and all that girly shit then tune in and
be entertained.
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Daily Links
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Nicky Hilton is a bitch.
[ The Blemish ]
Michelangelo’s Torment.
[ City Rag ]
Bitch fight!
[ Fatback Media ]
Lauren Conrad enjoys the fame while
it still lasts.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Oh how I miss Keira Knightley’s hot
ass.
[ Egotastic ]
Vanessa Minnillo was only on the
market for a few days.
[ Daily Stab ]
Eddie Van Halen got married.
I want: bugatti stratos
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Amy Winehouse is made out of legos.
[ popbytes ]
The real father of MJ’s kids is the
dermatologist.
[ Geno's World ]
Daughtry sucks.
Today’s word is “concise”
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The Invention of Lying Trailer
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I see trailers everyday and some of them are ho hum and some of them look pretty good. This new movie looks like the funniest movie of 2009. It is called The Invention of Lying and it is basically about a guy who lives in a world where everyone tells the truth all the time. And he discovers all on his own the invention of lying. Of course this makes him rich and gets him laid which I think is fantastic. Makes me wish I lived in that world. So check out the trailer and be sure to check it out when it goes to theatres. Enjoy!
Simon Cowell is Rich. Really Rich
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Britney Spears might be engaged. Billy Mays is dead. Michael Jackson was in bad shape when Megan Fox, Megan Fox and more Megan Kate Moss is still modeling. In other news Lindsay Lohan’s freckled thighs are on Denise Richards is still MILFish. Isabel Lucas is the new hotness. Man lives with 1,000 scorpions. I Michael Jackson: a life in pictures. Ana Ortiz finally had a kid. Whoever she Today’s word is “notorious”…WooHoo! |
Spread Trailer
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I have been doing movie trailers here on notorious news for about a week now. And what you will realize when reading these reviews that I don’t only put good movie trailers up. Some of them suck. Some of them are totally gay. And now I bring you probably the gayest movie trailer I have ever done. It is for a movie starring Ashton Kutcher called Spread. He basically moves to L.A. and has a killer house and I guess he is some sort of actor or musician or something. He sleeps with a lot of girls, and it is rated R so there is a very very good chance for nudity which I am excited about, but then he falls for some goody goody coffee shop girl and he decides that sleeping with tons of hot chicks isn’t a good idea. Yea, I know, gay. He also has both of his ears pierced in this movie which makes Ashton look all that much more of a fag. If you like movie all about glamor and sunglasses that do not block out the sun, then check this trailer. Until then stay posted here and I will bring you just about all of the nude scenes from it once it is released onto dvd.
MJ’s Three Kids will go to His Mother
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Michael Jackson R.I.P.
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 Celebrities have the good life.[ The Blemish ] Kristin Cavallari does some shopping. Katy Perry is a lazy slut. Megan Fox gets groped. Almost. Paris Hilton is in a bikini. Simon Helberg is a stud. Katie Price is still playing with her Adriana Lima talks about her pregnancy. Today’s word is “list” A PowerPoint presentation in case you |
Cameron and Cruise Sitting in a Tree
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Cameron Diaz got her star on the Walk of Fame on Hollywood Blvd. the other day.
I think she is gorgeous and a hell of an actress so she definately deserves it. One
person, or two people, who were looking on was Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Since
they showed up Cameron was asked if she was going to work with Tom Cruise again
and she said that they both signed on for a script for a movie called Wichita which I
am guessing will take place in Wichita, Kansas. I will definately be checking out the
trailer but I can not say at this point if I will actually go out and see the movie. Keep
looking hot Cameron and you will stay relevant. That is the key to surviving in
Hollywood really.
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Entertainment Tonight goes too far with Michael Jackson photo
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I understand that the death of Michael Jackson is enormous news. There has been nothing else on the cable news networks for the last 2 hours. Every entertainment outlet is searching for a story and angle on this. Including myself to a degree.
But Entertainment Tonight has gone too far. They went to a place that the realm of good taste forbids. Even tabloids tend to not tread this path - at least not hours after the death of a celebrity.
Entertainment Tonight has placed on it’s website a photo they claim is the last ever taken of Jackson. Jackson was intibated and on a strecher. Some time shortly after this photo he was dead.
I find photos of dead celebrities to be disgusting. It is an insult and a disrespect. It does not shed new light on the event, it does not inform. And I can imagine the horror it can evoke to the family and friends of the deceased. Especially 2 hours after the news has just broken.
Imagine that if for some reason you were a friend of Jackson and you turn on your TV or computer and that ewas the first thing you saw. Imagine if you are a family member and you get to see that after the wake or funeral. Imagine if you are one of his children some years from now, and you get to see that this was how some exploited your dad after death.
Entertainment Tonight has acted as only scum would in my opinion. I accept that the photo was taken while Jackson was alive, with expectations that he would survive. But ET knew he was dead when they published this photo. So their only decision was to release this photo in an effort to profit off of his death. It’s the modern equivalent of grave robbing.
Tabloids and paparazzi act in low manner all the time. They have the least respect, unless a dollar is attached. But this is inexcusable. I mean can’t they let the man’s memory, family, and friends have even 1 night before they disgustingly hustle for a buck on his grave.
I too am a member of the media. A small part, but still part all the same. And I deplore and am insulted by this desecration of Michael Jackson. The executives that ok’d this decision should get beaten with a stick by the Jackson family.
Maybe I am too sensitive (which may be the first I would be called that) or my morality is too high. But I think the outcry from the public should remind the media that there are limits. That the chase of a buck does not justify everything. That good taste still is more important than a scoop or quickie journalism.
Do you agree?
Daily Links
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Hilary Duff is doing something.
[ The Blemish ]
Mirella Grisales. Nice.
[ City Rag ]
Natalie Portman is reminded that she
doesn’t have a star on Hollywood Blvd.
yet.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Madonna is rich.
[ Daily Stab ]
Vanessa Minnillo is back on the market.
[ Fatback Media ]
Southwest Airlines “wanna get away”
parody.
[ Geno's World ]
Kristen Bell has cellulite.
[ Egotastic ]
Best.Ass.Ever.
[ on 205th ]
Jennifer Aniston is dating someone.
No one cares.
[ popbytes ]
Megan Fox is…kind of a bitch.
Today’s word is “go”
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Cold Souls Trailer
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There is a new movie trailer out on TrailerAddict.com It is for a movie called Cold Souls and it is starring Paul Giamatti. Apparently he plays himself in the movie kind of like how John Malkovich played himself in Being John Malkovich. I just hope it is not as artsy fartsy as that movie was. Basically Giamatti feels bad or down or something and he gets his soul extracted. Afterwards he feels worse and tries to get his soul back but it isn’t that easy. Check it out above or go to coldsoulsthemovie.com It is pg-13 and I didn’t see a release date but I am sure it will be out in 2009.
Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures Coming Soon
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Lindsay Lohan is turning 23 and she wants everyone to know about it. That and she wants to
unload some of her sun tan lotion. If you think about it, LiLo’s pale Irish ass is the perfect
person to whore sun tan lotaion because she freckles so easily. At Wet Republic in Las
Vegas which is a night club or some shit, she will be celebrating her 23rd birthday which
lands on July 2nd a little early. People are speculating that the cops will be called and they
will break up the party but I am sure Lohan has her freckled fingers crossed that everything
goes off without a hitch. My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. But that is ok
because I will be showing up. Sure I will have duct tape and rope in my trunk, but that will
only be useful to me if I successfully slip a roofie in La Lohan’s drink. What? Red Bull
tops are how small? Well shit. Looks like I will be grinding some pills into powder tonight.
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Dakota Fanning has the grossest picture of
the month.
[ The Blemish ]
Britney Spears shops in between tour dates.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
This has gone too far.
[ Geno's World ]
Me likey Christina Ricci nipples.
[ City Rag ]
Jon minus kate plus 8 = one fucked up
family.
[ Fatback Media ]
Jewel bikini pictures on Twitter.
[ Egotastic ]
R.I.P. Ed McMahon.
[ Daily Stab ]
I want to go to a porn convention.
[ on 205th ]
Barbie as Heidi Klum.
[ popbytes ]
Does Katie Holmes have something to
tell us?
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Inglourious Basterds Trailer
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OK I am going to be honest. I don’t like Brad Pitt. I don’t like Angelina Jolie for that matter either. And I absolutely hate Brangelina. But Quentin Tarrantino has put together a good flick called Inglourious Basterds and the trailer has just been released. It is basically about an U.S. officer, Brad Pitt, who has a goal of killing as many nazi’s as possible and even takes a shot at Hitler. I just got done watching the trailer and as much as I loathe Brad Pitt, it looks like he has a pretty cool role in this film. It is not yet rated and I didn’t see an official release date yet, but you can bet your ass that I will be in line at the movie theatre waiting for this film to premiere. So check it out and tell me what you think in comments.
Perez Hilton is Not GLAAD
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The other night at the Much Music awards Perez Hilton was attacked by Black Eyed Peas
band member Will.I.Am. I am sure they could have just had a few words and the whole thing
would have been over but instead Perez called Will.I.Am. a “fucking faggot” and that set
off Will.I.Am. and Will reacted by punching Perez in the face. Probably more than once.
Before I go any further, I want to take a break and reflect on who has the gayer name?
Perez Hilton or Will.I.Am. I mean both are horrifically gay but I am gonna go with Will.I.Am.
because I HATE typing it. Long story short, now GLAAD which is a gay advocacy group that
Perez used to be a member of, is pissed that Perez used the word “faggot” because it is an
anti-gay term. Basically gay people across the world are crying into their pink hankercheifs
now after realizing that their gay super hero who single handedly got Miss California
booted out of Miss U.S.A. because she didn’t support gay marriage in fact uses anti-gay
terms himself and is somewhat of a hypocrite. He has an excuse, a very sorry one, that he
released to the press about who he used the gay term, but I don’t think anyone outside or
inside of GLAAD are really buying it. At the end of the day Will.I.Am. will not go to jail and
Perez Hilton will continue to draw cum puddles on pictures of celebrities. See? Everything
is right in the world.
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Daily Links
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Shauna Sand is in a bikini.
[ The Blemish ]
No more threesomes in NYC.
[ City Rag ]
Anna Faris is off the market.
[ Fatback Media ]
Lauren Conrad hits the gym.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Audrina Patridge is the latest attention
slut to star in a Carls Jr. burger ad.
[ Geno's World ]
There is a Leighton Meester sex tape.
[ Egotastic ]
Ali Larter is pretty.
[ on 205th ]
Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland looks
cool but way too trippy.
[ Daily Stab ]
Moby has a new single.
[ popbytes ]
Watch The Secret Life of the American
Teenager tonight.
Today’s word is “model”
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2012 Looks Badass
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This November a movie is coming out called 2012. It is basically playing off the old assumption that,according to the Mayan calender, the world will end or at least something catastrophic happens December 21st 2012. I personally am one of these people that think that something will happen in 2012 but I do not think it will be worldwide or catastrophic enough to kill millions of people. But the movie looks pretty cool anyway. So if you are a conspiracy theorist or just like badass action movies then this is right up your alley. It stars John Cusack by the way and he is a pretty good actor so the movie can’t be all that bad. Peep it.
Britney Spears is Acting? My Ass.
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Miley Cyrus is jetskiing.
[ The Blemish ]
Shanna Moakler at “My House” nightclub.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Twilight before Twilight.
[ City Rag ]
Garth Brook’s sister is a naked lesbian.
[ Fatback Media ]
Olivia Munn Playboy cover.
[ Egotastic ]
Angelina Jolie is a crying cry baby.
[ Geno's World ]
Ana Carolina wears lingerie.
[ on 205th ]
MILF Alert!
[ Daily Stab ]
Gwen Stefani proves that having boobs can
get you magazine covers.
[ popbytes ]
Either Jon & Kate Plus 8 is ending or the
marriage is. Tune in Monday to find out.
Today’s word is “noise”
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White Out Trailer
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White Out looks scary. I just saw the trailer and it looks like it is a movie about people who travel to Antarctica, the most isolated place on the planet and a murderer run amok and kills people. Well, kills one guy for sure. The trailer focused mainly on the isolationism of Antarctica instead of the actual plot. Check it out. Doesn’t say what month it is coming out but will be out in 2009. Peep it folks.
Breaking News: Adam Lambert is Hot!
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People magazine just recently came out with their hottest bachelors list and Adam
Lambert is on it. Even though he has been photographed with his boyfriend on multiple
occassions, People still hinks he is single. I am a straight guy but I know when another
guy looks good. So, if I were gay I would totally do him. Now Kris Allen the actual
WINNER of American Idol is nowhere to be seen on the hottest bachelors list but he
is single as far as I know and indeed hot. I don’t needa tabloid list to tell me I am a hot
bachelor. I already know it. And the girls I sleep with on a regular basis know it. And,
well, that is about all. All my family and guy friends think I am an STD ridden mess
but they don’t have pussies, so I am ok with that.
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