American Empire we hardly knew ya
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History can be a tiresomely accurate predictor of the future. Therefore, given the tendency of empires to collapse under their own unwieldy weights, it’s quite possible that the Collapse of the American Empire may occur even sooner than we expect.
Has the big fat rump of imperialism spread about as far as it can go?
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Corey Haim was hitting this before he died.
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Conan O’Brien is going on tour.
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In Tokya billboards read your face.
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I think Stacy Keibler is my type.
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Jason Castro has a new song out and it sucks.
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Gabourey Sidibe’s forearm is the size of my thigh.
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Everyone Point And Laugh At Tila Tequila
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Tila Tequila was engaged to, or married Casey Johnson before she died. I just don’t
remember if they got hitched or not. Casey Johnson as you know was an heiress to
the Johnson and Johnson fortune. What Tila didn’t know getting in to the relationship
was that Casey herself blew all her money on coke and booze and only had $75k. Now
$75k is no small amount of money but it sure as hell is not the tens of millions Tila
expected to get if/when the older members of the Johnson fortune kicked the bucket.
Oh yea, and Casey apparently has a daughter that Tila will never be in custody of.
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Speidi Is No Longer
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Vanessa Hudgens and girlfriend hit up the
Vanity Fair after Oscars party.
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Sandra Bullock gets mixed awards.
Slash is still alive.
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There is a new Iron man 2 trailer.
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Mariah Carey: pregnant or fat?
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Hot chicks naked in Purple magazine.
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Kelly Osbourne Is Sober Now
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Miley Cyrus Confirms Dating Another Pedo
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Last night at The Oscars Miley Talked briefly to Ryan Seacreast which is the small amount
of Oscars coverage I actually saw and she said she is in fact dating Liam Hemsworth. He stars
alongside Miley in a movie called Last Song. Miley looked great and I will be happy when she
turns 18 so I can oogle her legally. That isn’t stopping her boyfriend though because I am 99%
sure he is over 18 and is probably having sex with Miley because she doesn’t do that whole
Jonas Brothers promise ring shit.
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Tom Cruise Got In A Motorcycle Accident
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Tom Cruise thinks he is a badass and that is why he drives around a Ducati motorcycle
around Hollywood. But his clumsy ass got into an accident on March 7th and his press
people are scrambling like mad to keep it covered up. No one was seriously hurt and no
charges will be pressed but Tom for some reason doesn’t wanna be in the media spotlight
I guess because Katie is preggers and he only wants to be seen when he makes the ann-
ouncement that they will have their second child together. That is the real story. Is Katie
Holmes pregnant? That is the question. I am starting to feel a little bit like Shakespeare
here. To summarize, Tom Cruise should stop acting like his life revolves around his volley-
ball scene in Top Gun and focus on his family.
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Lindsay Lohan is a writer now.
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Sarah Palin wants to be a producer.
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Andrea Bocelli just got her star on Hollywood
Blvd. Andrea who?
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Lesbian graffiti rocks.
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At this point you kind of have to wonder how
much Lady GaGa’s wardrobe costs.
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Vanessa Paradis is afraid of Angelina Jolie.
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Debra Messing Is Coming Back To TV
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I am not entirely sure why Debra Messing has been MIA for so long. She is incredibly
hot and has a killer bod. But she is just now getting around to doing a show called Wright
vs. Wrong on ABC. She plays a conservative pudit in the show. That is all I know so far
but as long as she is on tv she will not be stripping to her birthday suit in any men’s mag-
azines. We will see how this thing plays out but they have my viewership for the time being.
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Elin Woods Will Stand By Her Man
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Megan Fox is hard to get into bed.
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Rihanna is being sued.
Rachel Bilson is all smiles.
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Heather Graham nude scenes never get old.
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Burt Reynolds had heart surgery.
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Lindsay Lohan finally shows (a little) ass.
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Johnny Depp Is Hittin’ That
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Vanessa Paradis is topless on the most recent issue of Elle magazine. All I know
about this chick is that she is a french singer and model who is married to Johnny
Depp. I am truely jealous of Johnny Depp at this point. He got to work with my
favorite author Hunter S. Thompson on a couple of occassions and lives in France
where as he describes is “paradise” and he gets to fuck this chick when he goes
home every night. Oh yea, and he is People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. Me=
jealous.
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Michael Jackson’s Kids Are Crazy
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It is being reported that Michael Jackson’s children are wildly tazing each other.
Jermaine Jackson’s 13-year-old son ordered a stun gun off the internet and some-
how the young ones got a hold of it and have been tazing each other for some time
now. One of the targets are Blanket who I think is MJ’s youngest but I am not sure.
Maybe they recorded some footage of all of this and will use it when the Jacksons
get their own reality tv show. Yea, like that is gonna happen.
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I Am Glad I Am Not Charlie Sheen Right Now
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Jessica Simpson Wants To Be Private
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Audrina Patridge shows us her awesome body
in an awesome bikini.
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There is one less Pussycat Doll and one more
d-lister.
Kim Kardashian doesn’t have shit on CoCo.
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Lindsay Lohan whores herself for fashion week.
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Miley Cyrus out for a stroll with her pedo
boyfriend.
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Laetitia Casta’s tits come out to say hello.
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Charlie Sheen And Brooke Mueller Are Getting Divorced
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OK so nothing is in stone yet but rumors are circulating by sources close to the couple
that Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are goig to get a divorce after their court case is
over. Brooke left rehab by the way and is “doing rehab at home” because we all know that
the best sobriety is white knuckle sobriety. This bitch is chilling at her house suckin’ the
glass dick while Charlie is in real rehab trying to kick his addiction to booze and cocaine.
This is about the most dystfunctional family I have seen in years. Anywa, I hope Charlie
lives up to the standards of his character on Two And A Half Men, Charlie Harper and
starts sleeping around with anything that moves.
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TomKat Might Have Another Kid
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Katie Holmes underwent intensive “auditing” for the church of scientology the other
day and that is what she was doing just before she gave birth to Suri. I think it would
be great if TomKat had another kid cause Suri is probably the cutest kid in the world.
We will see if Katie gets pregnant and to be honest, I doubt Tom’s sperm has what it
takes. I mean the guy is pushing 70 now right? Anyway, stay tuned and we will see
where this goes.
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John Cryer had a hit out on him.
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Slash doesn’t like the UK music scene.
Paris Hilton hits up The Ivy.
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The many (drunk) faces of Lily Allen.
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Aerosmith is back baby!
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Me likey Bar Refaeli.
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Chikeze Is A Criminal
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So this washed up American Idol contestant from last year or some shit was busted at
Neiman Marcus trying to buy some stuff under a fake identity. He is washed up cause
he is a shitty singer and didn’t win American Idol but he was still famous enough to be
recognized by the lady who was working at the counter. He was held on $50k bail and
somehow his family scrounged up the money and he is now out. However, identity theft,
at least in Beverly Hills, is a felony and this looks like another d-lister might be doing
some serious time. I could care less about this dude cause if he was going to make a
move musically he would have done it by now.
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Simon Monjack Is A Pussy
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You call taht an ass? Ke$ha disappoints
greatly.
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Matthew Fox’s stripper is spilling the beans.
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Kirstie Alley wants Jamie Foxx’s dick.
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Anna Kournikova has some amazing cleavage.
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Don’t buy. Adopt.
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Remember My So-Called Life? Me neither.
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A New Sex Tape Is Coming
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There is a show on tv called The Bachelor and basically it is about a guy who gets
over a dozen hot pieces of tail lined up and he gets to choose which one he is going
to fuck every day for the rest of his life. I would watch the show, but my jealousy
would be so strong I would not be able to enjoy it. There is a contestant on this
season’s show called Rozlyn Papa and a sex tape is being shopped around L.A.
that is starring her giving a dude a BJ. I will probably see it out of curiosity and if
it shows her googie bits then I will post some screen shots here. I will wait and see.
And you will wait with me.
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Daily Links
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Lindsay Lohan wants to move to England.
Sianara.
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I am still waiting for those Snooki nude pics.
Ryan Gosling has a new piece of tail.
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Zoe Saldana nipple slips a lot.
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Paris Hilton celebrates her 29th birthday.
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Eliza Dushku bikini pictures are good.
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