I present to you Zuma Stefani. Or Zuma Rossdale. Or Zuma Stefani-Rossdale. It
doesn’t really matter. what matters is that Gwen Stefani had 2 kids and is still
smokin’ hot. Us magazine quotes Gwen from her site, “We wanted to share with
you the first photo of Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale.” That’s a big fucking name. I
am usually not into women with kids, but I would make an excemption for Gwen
Stefani. She grew killer Mom boobs since she was pregnant and they still haven’t
gone completely away. This excites me as pre-pregnancy she was very much so
flat chested. Not no more. Congratulations Gwen. I look forward to a red carpet
nipple slip or some leaked sex photos as I have been trying my best to see you
naked for years and I have not succeeded. I will get you Gwen Stefani, mark my
words. BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!