Natalie Portman Doesn’t Understand Celibacy
Submitted by Bricks and Stones Gossip
There are some things that even a Harvard Grad doesn’t understand. Thankfully, some mental shortcomings are a good thing. In Natalie Portman’s case, she can’t quite grasp celibacy.
SOME roles just don’t suit Natalie Portman. At the junket for the film version of his “Doubt,” playwright John Patrick Shanley was asked how Amy Adams won the role of an emotionally conflicted nun. “I’m trying to think of what the etiquette is on this,” Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, “Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn’t understand celibacy.”
I for one, completely agree. Celibacy is a foreign concept, almost as foreign as seeing Samantha Ronson in a dress. We’re only alive for a split second so why waste it with a blow up doll instead of a real person?
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