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The Sham Wow guy beat the shit out
of a hooker.
[ The Blemish ]
The attention whores are at The Viper
Room.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Gisele Bundchen is naked.
[ Egotastic ]
Madonna is finalizing her kidnapping.
[ Fatback Media ]
An Aubry O’Day disappointing upskirt.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]
Oprah visits a polygamists camp.
[ Geno's World ]
Name that celebrity [...]

Michael Vick Is Writing A Book

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Michael Vick is still in the clink, but he is already planning to pen a memoir
when he gets out. More than likely to gather up sympathy for his situation.
The NFL has actually talked about letting this monster play again in the NFL.
Here is a pic of Michael Vick with a cute [...]

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Megan Fox wears short shorts.
[ The Blemish ]
Paris Hilton and her beau go into a fight in
Miami.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]
Holly Madison fucked up her ribs.
[ Fatback Media ]
Rihanna has a bunch of little stupid tattoos.
[ City Rag ]
Ashton Kutcher gets his chest waxed.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]
Andy Roddick scratches [...]

Run For The Hills Kids, Madonna Is Adopting Again

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It has been confirmed that Madonna is going to adopt a 3 year old girl from
Malawi. Her name is Mercy James. I feel very very sorry for this girl. But
not as bad as I feel for the genetic kids of Madonna. They have those awful
witch arms in their future. Penstone Kilembe, [...]

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Rihanna got some new tats.
[ The Blemish ]
Paris Hilton and Kathy Griffin chillin’
at Kitson’s.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Ashlee Simpson knows her place.
[ Fatback Media ]
Vikki Blows is naked and hot.
[ Egotastic ]
CSI star is back on the market. That
is probably not a good thing.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]
Halle Berry is smelly.
[ Geno's [...]

Hahaha! Lindsay Lohan Is A Failure!

Submitted by Notorious News Blog

Lindsay Lohan was in a movie that finished filming last August. She hasn’t been in
any films since then. The movie is coming out and is called Labor Pains but it will
not go to the big screen. Instead it will be a movie released directly to ABC Family
and will be premiered this [...]

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Lindsay Lohan wants you to believe she
is serious about her acting career.
[ The Blemish ]
Jennifer Aniston swears off marriage, may
become a lesbian.
[ Fatback Media ]
Tres Kardashians.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
J-Love bikini pictures are good.
[ Egotastic ]
Little kids flipping the bird.
[ City Rag ]
Brad Pitt won’t be getting any pussy
anytime soon.
[ popbytes [...]

Top 10 Reasons David Letterman Marrie His Ugly Wife

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David Letterman marrie dprobably one of the ugliest women in America. But
since he is one of the ugliest guys in America, that is ok. He actually made a
pretty funny top 10 list as to why he married the woman he married. It goes
as follows…
10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass [...]

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Lindsay Lohan already crashed her Maserati.[ The Blemish ]
Paris Hilton ate something.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Holly Madison has a threat on DWTS. But she
is still 100 times hotter than her naked.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]
Octomom is selfish.
[ Fatback Media ]
Behind the scenes of Cindy Crawford’s Allure
photo shoot.
[ Geno's World ]
Carmen electra topless! [...]

Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Are Dunzo Because Of Twitter

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have split, again. The on-again, off-again
couple are off-again this time because John Mayer has an obsession with
twitter. Who doesn’t? Twitter is the fucking bomb! Did you see that pic of
Demi Moore’s ass? Twitter fucking rocks! Apparently this time is was Aniston
who broke up with Mayer. A [...]

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Bruce Willis is married.
[ The Blemish ]
Elizabeth Hurley has great tits. But
when will she show them to us?
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]
Megan Fox moves out.
[ Fatback Media ]
Christina Milian bikini pictures.
[ Egotastic ]
La Lohan is broke but we already
new that.
[ Geno's World ]
I want to get in between Fergie’s
legs. As long [...]

Amy Winehouse’s New Songs Rejected By Record Label

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Amy Winehouse has spent a lot of time in St.Lucia. Maybe too much time.
In the Carribean and other places you hear a lot of Reggae music and it
apparently inspired Amy to write a bunch of reggae songs for her new cd.
But the record label is having none of it. They sent [...]

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Jessica Alba is trying for another baby.
[ The Blemish ]
Kim Kardashian needs big sunglasses to
match her big ass.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Kate Moss is the queen of the nipple
slips.
[ Egotastic ]
A Rihanna sex tape?
[ Fatback Media ]
Sex Doll jackets. I am buying one.
[ City Rag ]
Lindsay Lohan failarina.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]
Oprah [...]

LiLo Needs work

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It is no secret that Lindsay Lohan has been out of work for some time now. Her
main source of income comes from Samantha Ronson, and Samantha is getting
more and more gigs when she promises Lohan will party at their clubs while she
deejay’s. The last movie LiLo did was I Know Who [...]

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Lady Gaga slipped a nipple.
[ The Blemish ]
Soda pop,cigarettes and Lindsay Lohan.
My three favorite things in this world.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Kim Kardashian looks great in a bikini.
[ Egotastic ]
Get crunk with JT.
[ Fatback Media ]
Graffiti Truckin’ NYC.
[ City Rag ]
Before they were famous: Jim Carrey
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]
Tera Patrick unveils [...]

Britney Spears Doesn’t Know How To Write

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Britney Spears has had a pretty full life but she has decided, for the time being,
that she will not put that life on paper. Despite having a lot of money being offered
for a tell all book, she has said no. The offers she was getting were in the $3 million
range and [...]

Angelina Jolie banned in England - sort of

Written by Michael Vass
In news that is not so sad, there is the announcement from Britain that Angelina Jolie has been banned. Well not her directly (only British-friendly entertainers like Snoop Dogg get that treatment) but rather the ads for the film WANTED.
The situation goes like this. Gun violence is bad. Movies with gun violence [...]

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Audrina Patridge is getting her own show.
[ The Blemish ]
Rose McGowan is eating! Call the press!
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Christina Ricci is off the market.
[ Fatback Media ]
Angela Lindvall is naked.
[ Egotastic ]
John Mayer may be writing a tell all book
documenting how pathetic Jennifer Aniston
is.
[ popbytes ]
Charlize Theron is pretty.
[ City Rag [...]

Octomom Gets Swarmed By Paprazzi

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Nadya Suleman a.k.a. Octomom brought home two fo her eight babies yesterday
and the scene outside the hospital was chaotic. ” This is a happy moment for every-
one- the family, physicians nurses and the entire NICU staff,” said Dr.Gupta the
neonatologist at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center. The paprazzi are
happy as well. I [...]

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Chicks in bikinis!
[ The Blemish ]
Whitney Port is on the market.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Amy Winehouse pleads not guilty to assault.
[ Fatback Media ]
Malin Akerman looks good in Maxim.
[ Egotastic ]
Kim Kardashian has jungle fever.
[ popbytes ]
Green boobs.
[ City Rag ]
Hannah Montana might kill you.
[ Geno's World ]
Cute college girl of the [...]

Happy St.Patricks Day Bitches!

Submitted by Notorious News Blog

It is St.Pattys Day. Which means green font, green beer and green clothes that
look like shit. I won’t be drinking any green beer and I sure as hell won’t be typing
in green font. One great thing about St.Pattys Day is that just about everyone gets
drunk. I don’t drink but that doesn’t [...]

Lindsey Lohan beats jail again

Written by Michael Vass
Sometimes it must be good to be a young, drugged out, alcoholic. At least that seems to be the message that both Lindesy Lohan and the criminal justice system in L.A. seem to be sending the public.
It was announced that Lohan had an arrest warrant issued in relation to violating terms of [...]

Daily Links

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Shauna Sand is fashionable.
[ The Blemish ]
Lindsay Lohan ahs a warrant out
for her arrest.
[ Fatback Media ]
LiLo and SamRo are swamped!
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Nobody wants to see this.
[ Egotastic ]
Lady Gaga dominates L.A.
[ popbytes ]
Lauren Hildebrandt has a new video.
[ Geno's world ]
Watch The Big Bang Theory tonight.
[ Seriously? [...]

Eeeeeeek!

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Mary Kate Olsen did something the other day. The event isn’t important and neither
is the guy standing next to her. What is important is the fact that she looks like the
living dead. A straight up zombie. Her eyes are pale blue, her skin is jet white and
her hair looks like it [...]

Ron Silver has passed at 62

Written by Michael Vass
Sad news today. I was shocked to hear that actor Ron Silver died this weekend of cancer. He was only 62.
Silver was probably best known to the public for his work in Ali, Silkwood, Timecop, The Arrival and on television in Law & Order. I personally found his work on the West [...]

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