Happy St.Patricks Day Bitches!
Submitted by Notorious News Blog
It is St.Pattys Day. Which means green font, green beer and green clothes that
look like shit. I won’t be drinking any green beer and I sure as hell won’t be typing
in green font. One great thing about St.Pattys Day is that just about everyone gets
drunk. I don’t drink but that doesn’t mean my date isn’t going to be drinking. Which
increases my chances of getting laid about 70%. So you could say this is my favorite
holiday. Also I am Irish. Or Scottish. It doesn’t really matter. My last name is
O’Leary so a lot of people every day of my life says, ” Hey you are very Irish. You
must really party on St.Patricks Day!” It is mildly offensive but I let them get away
with it. For now. Anyway, remember readers, if you drinki green beer you will puke
green puke. Kind of like in cartoons. You can imagine you are bugs bunny. How
cute!
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