Jessica Simpson has a small and pathetic life, but all of a sudden it seems that she
might actually be worth something. At the Miss USA pageant, all of the models
or whatever you call them are all wearing the Jessica Simpson line of bikinis. Even
Jessica Simpson doesn’t wear her line of bikinis. I basically only brought this to the
forefront because I wanted an excuse to post pictures of girls in bikinis. But for
a thing like that, you don’t really need an excuse. So congrats Jessica! I hope when
you go to hell it isn’t 1,000 degrees and instead just 700.
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