Miley Cyrus Is Back On The Market
Submitted by Notorious News Blog
I feel like a dirty old man posting on a 16 year old’s relationship status but this is
Miley Cyrus. She is a huge celebrity. The people have a right to know. Miley has
apparently broken up with her 20 something year old boyfriend Justin Gaston. I
guess this guy didn’t mind taking a roll of the dice with going to jail for an opportunity
to date a 16 year old. They both twittered simultaneously about the break up but
if you actually follow Miley on Twitter then you needs your brains blown out.
She is rumored to be back with her old boyfriend, who she wrote the song 7 Things I
Hate About You about, Joe Jonas. Or Nick Jonas. Or whoever the teen is. This will
be a big change for Miley because, if you read this site regularly you know that
Miley has a racy side to her and likes to show that side in pictures. Also a lot of
people suggest that Miley is sexually active and since her new Jonas boyfriend
has devouted himself to God and chosen to lead a life where his penis is perpetually
ignored, will not do it with Miley. She may have dick withdrawls, but I am not sure
what a dick withdrawl looks like so I am not sure what to look for in the tabloids.
I am sure this relationship is almost exclusively for the tabloids and it has 0 chance
of going anywhere. But we will see. And don’t worry, we only have a couple more
years to go until Miley is over 18 and is falling over drunk while leaving clubs and
giving us upskirt pics when she exits her SUV. Be patient people. Be patient.
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