Heidi Montag is Doing Playboy!
Submitted by Notorious News Blog
Oh my God oh my God oh my God. This is the best news I have heard in a long time.
I bring all sorts of news on this site from Hollywood but the stories I like best are the
ones that appeal to the pervert in me. This is one of those stories. Heidi Montag who
is possibly the biggest attention whore in America, or possibly the world is sick of
fucking around with her shallow celebrity friends and being on bullshit show like
The Hills and I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here and decided to branch off and
do her own thing that will get her some good street cred in the headlines. What did
she decide to do? Well pose in Playboy of course. I on many occassions have and will
again call this chick desperate for attention but when that desperation widles down to
her getting in front of a camer and taking her clothes off to show the world her tight
little ass and amazing tits for our perverted pleasure, I basically have to give her
props and tell her personally how much I love her decision making process. Now I
am sure there is some fanboy Heidi website out there, hell she might even have a
site of her own. But I will not waste my time scouring the internet to find it. It is
2009, get on Twitter or go home. Basically what this means is that I will have to
get a plane ticket and fly to Hollywood, get a crowbar and break into her house to
tell her how much I love her and how I am going to enjoy seeing her naked. I might
even try to see her naked right then and there. Don’t be shy Heidi, just lose the top.
I said lose the top. Don’t get smart with me bitch! If you won’t take the top off I will
do it for you. I knew you didn’t wear a bra. Yea. That is probably how things will go.
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