Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures Coming Soon
Submitted by Notorious News Blog
Lindsay Lohan is turning 23 and she wants everyone to know about it. That and she wants to
unload some of her sun tan lotion. If you think about it, LiLo’s pale Irish ass is the perfect
person to whore sun tan lotaion because she freckles so easily. At Wet Republic in Las
Vegas which is a night club or some shit, she will be celebrating her 23rd birthday which
lands on July 2nd a little early. People are speculating that the cops will be called and they
will break up the party but I am sure Lohan has her freckled fingers crossed that everything
goes off without a hitch. My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. But that is ok
because I will be showing up. Sure I will have duct tape and rope in my trunk, but that will
only be useful to me if I successfully slip a roofie in La Lohan’s drink. What? Red Bull
tops are how small? Well shit. Looks like I will be grinding some pills into powder tonight.
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