This Jonas Brother Will Not Be Getting any Pussy Anytime Soon

By admin | July 27, 2009

Submitted by Notorious News Blog

So first he dated the most prude girl in the world Taylor Swift and now he broke up
to the closest thing resembling pussy in Camilla Belle. Joe Jonas is probably one of the
luckiest guys in the world that tons and tons of girls would give up their virginity to
get laid by the epic musician. However, since he has a little bitch of a younger and
under age brother him and the rest of the Jonas clan have are wearing promise rings
that mean they won’t fuck until they are married. The oldest Jonas brother found the
loophole and decided to get married to a chick who looks like a Latina Ashley Tisdale.
A mega hotty. So until these pricks pull their dick out of Disney’s ass, then they will
not get laid in this decade. Sorry Joe, looks like you will have to choose one of the millions
of girls who go to all of your concerts to date next. Yea, I know, it is a hard life.
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