Hey there freak-a-leeks. Time for another installment of Dexter Predictions. OK
on this episode Dexter got into some serious shit. The highlight of the episode was
seeing the tits of that journalist Quinn is banging. I know I am a pervert, but that
is how it is. The Trinity Killer (aka John Lithgow) killed again by having a house-
wife jump from the top of a warehouse.

Dexter was called on his “clean bill of health” bullshit and Rita, Quinn, Debra and
even Masuka drove him to and from work the entire episode. Therefore, since he
couldn’t drive, he couldn’t kill anybody. If you watched the first three seasons of
Dexter then you know he doesn’t have time to kill someone every episode. And
from the looks of things he is not going to kill anyone next episode either.

He spent most of the episode worrying about some dipshit vandal that called out
the neighborhood watch dogs which, for obvious reasons, Dexter does not want
watching the neighborhood. Angel is still banging LaGuerta and there was actually
some cop drama…drama when LaGuerta and Angel got into a mini gun fight with
a couple of murder suspects. I still attest that Dexter isn’t a cop drama. More of a
deep insight to the psychotic serial killer mind.

Dexter is still trying to fit in with the neighbors and he is doing a decent job but
I am not sure that will last. Debra still hasn’t found out that Laura Moser was
Dexter’s mother and I don’t think she will find out in the near future. Maybe week
6 or 7. I am predicting that LaGuerta will call it off with Angel either the next episode
or the episode after that.

The Trinity Killer will continue to claim victims I am now predicting until the end
of this season. Still hoping Dex doesn’t kill him as that would make the show too
predictable. Dexter also made the mistake of calling Quinn a dirty cop and now he
is going to have to deal with him. Though not in true Dexter fashion. The show
ended on a cliff hanger (as usual) with Dexter busting out the flood lights of his neigh-
bors house which was a big mistake because Rita saw him and God only knows what
kind of hell that will bring upon him. So next week you can expect some sort of half ass
explaination from Dex to Rita about why he did that.

Until next week, xoxo.