Tiger Woods Gets Investigated by DFS
Submitted by Notorious News Blog
Department of family Services or some othe government agency that looks after the
well being of children was called to Tiger woods house today. It is basically investigating
the idea that Tiger’s wife beat the shit out of him before he crashed his SUV the day
after Thanksgiving. I am sure that during their visit Tiger locked himself in a bedroom
and everytime someone knocked he yelled, “NO COMMENT!” I have never seen some-
one so secretive about their life. If he would just come out and man up and tell the world
that he has a sex addiction and that he likes to sleep with a LOT of women, then I think
he would get a lot more respect. His squeaky clean image is forever tarnished and he will
never get away from the infidelity question whenever he does go back to golf. Oh yea and
Nike will drop his ass in a few weeks. After that, expect a Tiger Woods suicide. That is
whe I am thinking this story is heading.
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