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History can be a tiresomely accurate predictor of the future. Therefore, given the tendency of empires to collapse under their own unwieldy weights, it’s quite possible that the Collapse of the American Empire may occur even sooner than we expect.
Has the big fat rump of imperialism spread about as far as [...]
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Corey Haim was hitting this before he died.
[ Fatback Media ]
Conan O’Brien is going on tour.
[ The Blemish ]
In Tokya billboards read your face.
[ Geno's World ]
I think Stacy Keibler is my type.
[ Hollywood Tuna ]
Jason Castro has a new song out and it sucks.
[ popbytes ]
Gabourey Sidibe’s forearm is the [...]
Everyone Point And Laugh At Tila Tequila
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Tila Tequila was engaged to, or married Casey Johnson before she died. I just don’t
remember if they got hitched or not. Casey Johnson as you know was an heiress to
the Johnson and Johnson fortune. What Tila didn’t know getting in to the relationship
was that Casey herself blew all her money on [...]
Speidi Is No Longer
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Heidi Montag has broken off ties with Spencer Pratt in their professional relationship.
They are still a couple, no doubt about that, but Spencer is no longer Heidi’s manager.
This is an old pic of Heidi Montag before her plastic surgery when she was hot. I will
forever miss those days.
Source
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Vanessa Hudgens and girlfriend hit up the
Vanity Fair after Oscars party.
[ The Blemish ]
Sandra Bullock gets mixed awards.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]
Slash is still alive.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
There is a new Iron man 2 trailer.
[ Daily Stab ]
Mariah Carey: pregnant or fat?
[ Fatback Media ]
Hot chicks naked in Purple magazine.
[ Egotastic]
Rating [...]
Kelly Osbourne Is Sober Now
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Kelly Osbourne is claiming that now she is a sober person and she said she is sober because
of her love for her new model boyfriend Luke Worrall. This photo above is the two of them
but Kelly is like 20 lbs. lighter now. Seriously, Kelly is now a piece of ass which [...]
Miley Cyrus Confirms Dating Another Pedo
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Last night at The Oscars Miley Talked briefly to Ryan Seacreast which is the small amount
of Oscars coverage I actually saw and she said she is in fact dating Liam Hemsworth. He stars
alongside Miley in a movie called Last Song. Miley looked great and I will be happy when she
turns 18 [...]
Tom Cruise Got In A Motorcycle Accident
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Tom Cruise thinks he is a badass and that is why he drives around a Ducati motorcycle
around Hollywood. But his clumsy ass got into an accident on March 7th and his press
people are scrambling like mad to keep it covered up. No one was seriously hurt and no
charges will be pressed [...]
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Lindsay Lohan is a writer now.
[ The Blemish ]
Sarah Palin wants to be a producer.
[ Fatback Media ]
Andrea Bocelli just got her star on Hollywood
Blvd. Andrea who?
[ Geno's World ]
Lesbian graffiti rocks.
[ City Rag ]
At this point you kind of have to wonder how
much Lady GaGa’s wardrobe costs.
[ popbytes ]
Vanessa Paradis [...]
Debra Messing Is Coming Back To TV
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I am not entirely sure why Debra Messing has been MIA for so long. She is incredibly
hot and has a killer bod. But she is just now getting around to doing a show called Wright
vs. Wrong on ABC. She plays a conservative pudit in the show. That is all I know [...]
Elin Woods Will Stand By Her Man
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I know there are a lot of robotic celebrities out there. Shauna Sand and Posh Beckham
to name a couple. But the number one robotic celeb out there these days is Tiger Woods.
His apology to the American public was about as entertaining as watching paint dry on
CSPAN. A truely boring individual. And [...]
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Megan Fox is hard to get into bed.
[ The Blemish ]
Rihanna is being sued.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]
Rachel Bilson is all smiles.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Heather Graham nude scenes never get old.
[ City Rag ]
Burt Reynolds had heart surgery.
[ Daily Stab ]
Lindsay Lohan finally shows (a little) ass.
[ Egotastic ]
Rating 3.00 out [...]
Johnny Depp Is Hittin’ That
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Vanessa Paradis is topless on the most recent issue of Elle magazine. All I know
about this chick is that she is a french singer and model who is married to Johnny
Depp. I am truely jealous of Johnny Depp at this point. He got to work with my
favorite author Hunter S. Thompson [...]
Michael Jackson’s Kids Are Crazy
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It is being reported that Michael Jackson’s children are wildly tazing each other.
Jermaine Jackson’s 13-year-old son ordered a stun gun off the internet and some-
how the young ones got a hold of it and have been tazing each other for some time
now. One of the targets are Blanket who I think [...]
I Am Glad I Am Not Charlie Sheen Right Now
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OK. So. We all know that Charlie Sheen is in rehab and is probably going to divorce his
wife Brooke Mueller. To be more specific she is going to divorce him. Now this third
party chick, no doubtedly hot, is coming forward saying that she slept not only with
Charlie Sheen but [...]
Jessica Simpson Wants To Be Private
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Jessica Simpson went on Oprah Winfrey’s show to talk about how she wants to keep
her sex life with John Mayer private. She also opens up about her weight and how
people criticized her about her weight not too long ago. This girl is about as irrelevant
as they come. I am not sure [...]
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Audrina Patridge shows us her awesome body
in an awesome bikini.
[ The Blemish ]
There is one less Pussycat Doll and one more
d-lister.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]
Kim Kardashian doesn’t have shit on CoCo.
[ City Rag ]
Lindsay Lohan whores herself for fashion week.
[ Fatback Media ]
Miley Cyrus out for a stroll with her pedo
boyfriend.
[ [...]
Charlie Sheen And Brooke Mueller Are Getting Divorced
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OK so nothing is in stone yet but rumors are circulating by sources close to the couple
that Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are goig to get a divorce after their court case is
over. Brooke left rehab by the way and is “doing rehab at home” because we all know that
the best [...]
TomKat Might Have Another Kid
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Katie Holmes underwent intensive “auditing” for the church of scientology the other
day and that is what she was doing just before she gave birth to Suri. I think it would
be great if TomKat had another kid cause Suri is probably the cutest kid in the world.
We will see if Katie gets [...]
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John Cryer had a hit out on him.
[ The Blemish ]
Slash doesn’t like the UK music scene.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]
Paris Hilton hits up The Ivy.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
The many (drunk) faces of Lily Allen.
[ City Rag ]
Aerosmith is back baby!
[ Daily Stab ]
Me likey Bar Refaeli.
[ Egotastic ]
Rating 3.00 out [...]
Chikeze Is A Criminal
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So this washed up American Idol contestant from last year or some shit was busted at
Neiman Marcus trying to buy some stuff under a fake identity. He is washed up cause
he is a shitty singer and didn’t win American Idol but he was still famous enough to be
recognized by the lady [...]
Simon Monjack Is A Pussy
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It is being reported that Simon Monjack, Brittany Murphey’s now widowed husband,
cried when reading the Brittany Murphy autopsy. I would feel sorry for him but 99%
of my instinct said he has something to do with her death. Therefore, I do not feel sorry
for him in the slightest. I am sure the [...]
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Thursday, February 25, 2010
Daily Links
You call taht an ass? Ke$ha disappoints
greatly.
[ The Blemish ]
Matthew Fox’s stripper is spilling the beans.
[ Fatback Media ]
Kirstie Alley wants Jamie Foxx’s dick.
[ Geno's World ]
Anna Kournikova has some amazing cleavage.
[ Hollywood Tuna ]
Don’t buy. Adopt.
[ popbytes ]
Remember My So-Called Life? Me neither.
[ Seriously? OMG! [...]
A New Sex Tape Is Coming
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There is a show on tv called The Bachelor and basically it is about a guy who gets
over a dozen hot pieces of tail lined up and he gets to choose which one he is going
to fuck every day for the rest of his life. I would watch the show, but [...]
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Lindsay Lohan wants to move to England.
Sianara.
[ The Blemish ]
I am still waiting for those Snooki nude pics.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]
Ryan Gosling has a new piece of tail.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Zoe Saldana nipple slips a lot.
[ City Rag ]
Paris Hilton celebrates her 29th birthday.
[ Daily Stab ]
Eliza Dushku bikini pictures [...]
